We could try to say something quippy about this swimsuit, but why would we, when we have this review from customer Natalie's 7-year-old? "It's really comfortable and I like the really smooth texture. This is the kind of swimsuit I'm going to be looking for in the future."

Fabric: 80% recycled nylon/20% spandex, with UPF 50+ protection; lining is 88% recycled polyester, 12% spandex.

Feel: Lightweight, smooth, and stretchy.

Fit: Comfortable, snug fit with full bottom coverage; crossback straps.